Can’t sleep… monster jobs?

This one just cracks me up… (Doesn’t take much though LOL)

Recent Linux c++ development required… But send WORD resume…Why?

Okay. I know I can fire up ol’ openoffice and save a word document fine.Do they have Office for linux? LOL. Maybe they have it I just haven’t noticed it, LOL…

If you think about it… It’s not that weird I guess, this is for some job agency. But for someone who uses linux 24/7 (yeah I have not been playing any games lately, no reason to fire up windozexp).

To be fair… I have an xbox 360. Which is over at my cousin’s…

Also what pisses me off is people’s insistence on WORD docx. Why? You can’t accept my beautiful- awesome-pwns-all-LATEX-banged-perfection-made-in-heaven of a pdf? Oh… you hate PDF cuz it takes 20 secs to load on your stupid computer? !@@@@ Just shoot me.

I know what you are thinking… “Stupid jackass, use VirtualBox or VMWare.”

I would if I could… But I’m sooooo messy… I mispalced my windows XP disc. You don’t expect me to go out and purchase XP (can I still get one of those?) do you now?

Mainstream brainwash proof…

http://pewresearch.org/newsiq/quiz/index.php

OMG, I’m like in the percentile … That’s like weird man, because you know I don’t follow main stream media.

So the fact that I some how knows the answer to these news question is PROOF that they are directly broadcasting subliminal messages into my head.

Damn it, where is my tin-foil hat…

Now with my tin-foil hat on, I can now go and be *smug*…